1. Leo. 16. Croatia.
    I am open to all kind of weirdos if you wanna be my friend i dont bite i swear that guy only bled for a couple of days
  2. "Psuedo-Dash" theme by victoria.
  1. gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

    gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

    tough choice

  2. kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

    kas-a:

    STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

  3. burgerkid:

    making eye contact with a hot stranger and knowing you will never see them again

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  4. fagsindubai:

qualities i look for in a man

    fagsindubai:

    qualities i look for in a man

  5. notcallum:

    when ur friends make fun of something ur secretly into

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  6. richardcreech:

MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION
GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

    richardcreech:

    MY FRIEND JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER AND THIS MOTHERFUCKER TURNED UP AT THE WINDOW LIKE HE HAD A FRICKING RESERVATION

    GOD DAMMIT AUSTRALIA

  7. radsturbate:

    marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

  8. hiphopfightsplaque:

    cutebabe:

    nooneneedsfeminism:

    THERE IS NO PATRIARCHY.

    THERE IS NO WAGE GAP.

    THERE IS NO RAPE CULTURE.

    FEMINISTS, STOP CREATING ABSURD, ILLOGICAL AND MYTHOLOGICAL THEORIES TO PROMOTE YOUR HATE  MOVEMENT.

    do you even live on earth or like are you blogging somewhere on neptune if so hows the food there 

    THERE IS NO WAR IN BA SING SE

  9. boesed:

laughinghieroglyphic:

Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

    boesed:

    laughinghieroglyphic:

    Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.

    ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.

  10. baebees:

    baebees:

    Im in lidl and i just picked up a really manky bunch of bananas to look at it and a man came up behind me and whispered “glad my banana doesnt look like that” right in my ear and now im hiding in the bread section

    This man has now stolen something from lidl and they are chasing him down the street

  11. zobb:

    when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

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  12. neptunain:

    honeymoon is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying

  13. lindsaychrist:

memories 

    lindsaychrist:

    memories 

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